The Celebrity Millennium has engine troubles and is stranded in Ketchikan, Alaska.  I can think of worse places to be stranded. Ketchikan is a beautiful little town.

http://www.cruisecritic.co.uk/news/news.cfm?ID=5493

Am really quite jealous.  Mind you, Juneau I would not want to miss.

Which port would you most like to be stranded in?